Trump Mistakenly Treats Xi Jinping Like Chinese Takeout Owner During Diplomatic Summit
“I’ll Do The Combo Plate, Extra Crispy, No Vegetables,” President Reportedly Told Confused Chinese Leader BEIJING — International diplomacy reportedly
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Wednesday, June 17, 2026
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- Trump Mistakenly Treats Xi Jinping Like Chinese Takeout Owner During Diplomatic Summit
- Pentagon Sources Say Iran War Outcome Now Depends On Whether Hegseth’s Buddy Makes This Shot
- Gen Xer Spots Rainbow, Immediately Downplays It
- When Questioned, Trump Denies Ever Meeting Noem
- DOJ CLAIMS EPSTEIN REDACTIONS WERE CARRIED OUT BY PARROT WHO SAID HE UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT—DIDN’T
Author: Sterling Rapport
Pentagon Sources Say Iran War Outcome Now Depends On Whether Hegseth’s Buddy Makes This Shot
WASHINGTON—According to multiple sources inside the Pentagon, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth briefly paused a classified strategy meeting Tuesday afternoon
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When Questioned, Trump Denies Ever Meeting Noem
WASHINGTON— Responding to questions from reporters Tuesday, President Donald Trump denied ever meeting former South Dakota Governor and recent DHS
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DOJ CLAIMS EPSTEIN REDACTIONS WERE CARRIED OUT BY PARROT WHO SAID HE UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT—DIDN’T
WASHINGTON— The Department of Justice announced Tuesday that a series of unusually aggressive redactions in recently released Jeffrey Epstein-related documents
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UNITED NATIONS CALLS EMERGENCY MEETING TO SCHEDULE FUTURE EMERGENCY MEETINGS
NEW YORK— In response to rapidly unfolding global events, the United Nations convened an emergency meeting Monday afternoon to determine
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Turkmenistan to Hold Moving Sale
ASHGABAT— As the war in the Middle East continues to widen, officials in Turkmenistan announced Monday that the country will
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Bad Bunny Basketball-Lobs Paper Towels to Trump Aide to Assist in Cleaning
MIAMI—In a moment witnesses described as “surprisingly athletic” and “deeply unnecessary,” global music star Bad Bunny reportedly basketball-lobbed a roll
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Trump Briefly Pauses Press Conference As Aide Changes Diaper Behind Podium
WASHINGTON—Interrupting a wide-ranging press conference on “the best numbers anyone’s ever seen,” former President Donald Trump reportedly paused Tuesday afternoon
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