Gen Xer Spots Rainbow, Immediately Downplays It
BROOKLYN—Pausing briefly on a damp Williamsburg sidewalk Tuesday afternoon, local Generation X resident Mark Feldman, 49, reportedly noticed a vivid
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Wednesday, June 17, 2026
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Author: John Karado
OIL MARKETS RISE, FALL, THEN RISE AGAIN AFTER TRADER ACCIDENTALLY REFRESHES PAGE
DES MOINES, IA— Global oil markets experienced a brief but dramatic sequence of gains, losses, and renewed gains Tuesday morning
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Nation Briefly Reassured After Every Institution Releases Statement Saying ‘This Is Not Ideal But We’re Monitoring It’
WASHINGTON—Americans across the country reported a short-lived sense of calm Tuesday after every major institution released a coordinated statement confirming
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Local Detailer Offers ‘Exorcism Package’ for Uber Drivers Who Picked Up Mardi Gras Revelers
NEW ORLEANS—Citing an “alarming increase in residual bad energy,” a local auto detailer this week unveiled a new premium “Exorcism
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